Ain’t no biggy, it’s just a bird standing a little precariously.
Whilhelm Staniuslaus Buffalohair
aka: Loki, Dawg, Anubis Cohen, Bran Cumhail Jr.
POLYGAMY – CHILD SUPPORT – FAIULRE TO APPEAR
Multi State Warrants: TX, OK, NM, CO, AZ
Place of Birth: Houston, TX
Ht: 34.5″ on all 4’s
Weight 71.3 lbs
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Harlequin
Speaks Fluent German, English, Burmese, Spanish, Russian & Yiddish
Tattoos: Inside Lower Front Left Leg, ‘Anchor w/USN’
Upper Front Right Leg, ‘I’m a Son of a Bitch’
Lower Front Inside leg, ‘Kriegshund’
Various Scars, Puncture Wounds on Both Rear Legs, Right Front Dewclaw Injury, Left Ear Injury.
Pawed & Dangerous, Known to Carry a Boot Knife
Whilhelm Frequents ‘Little Amsterdam’ aka Trinidad, Colorado and is seen at local Marijuana & CBD retailers purchasing Kief infused ‘Milkbones’ and Packages of Blunts. He is an avid water skier/fisherman & frequents the Trinidad Lake/State Park Recreational Area.
Whilhelm was last seen wearing a ‘Thug Life’ Tee Shirt, Faded Levi’s & Black Red Wing Boots, Driving Northbound on I-25 out of Socorro New Mexico in a Lowered Blue 1966 Chevy Impala on June 29, 2018
If spotted notify Department of Homeland Security & Local Authorities.